These are actual things that actual colleges have actually said to me. I couldn’t make this up. And this is just a sample of the silliness–even lazy comics take time to make so I sure haven’t covered everything.
It felt good to write these though.
This isn’t what the guy looked like, by the way. I’m doing some minimal paraphrasing for length, but this is actually what I was told.
Later during that conversation, he would give me career advice that told me in no uncertain terms that he hadn’t left his ivory tower and looked at the job market–or even just kept up on his reading–for 15 years.
I’m not going there.